"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/24/2020 at 14:37 • Filed to: None

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ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2020 at 14:53

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I prefer floor pie, but half price is half price

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2020 at 16:11

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I always threw away floor sandwiches. I didn’t know I could recoup my losses by selling them! A sandwich saved is a sandwich earned, after all.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2020 at 16:32

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Distinctive cutting board taste means this ‘floor sandwich’ never even touched a floor. After chemical tests reveal the absence of any of the extremely hazardous cancer causing chemicals present in common floor cleaners, I’m suing for false advertising.